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Wish It was True! News is a comedic news site that creates stories that never even exsited just for your viewing and entertainment pleasure.
The main reporter of the site is Laco, who has been writing as a student reporter for the TXT4U sectoin in the local newsp paper: The Bulletin.
He has been a fan of the onion newswork and has made stories that could be considered as 'True' but aren't.
He is also an indepantant short film maker, director, editor, actor. Check out his youtube chanel if you want.
If you have any ideas for story go to contacts and he may make your wish coime true!
The main reporter of the site is Laco, who has been writing as a student reporter for the TXT4U sectoin in the local newsp paper: The Bulletin.
He has been a fan of the onion newswork and has made stories that could be considered as 'True' but aren't.
He is also an indepantant short film maker, director, editor, actor. Check out his youtube chanel if you want.
If you have any ideas for story go to contacts and he may make your wish coime true!
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Theif Killed while getting Rapped by Panda.
Earlier today, A would-be theft , was brutally killed when he flung himself into a Panda cage where "Bigwang" the panda saw the man and immedantly tackled the intruder and humped him reaptedly.
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Is the new hit TV show inhumane?
The hit new reality television show, "Fast animals, slow children" has caused a great deal of controversy as obese children are chased through the jungle to be served as a meal for deadly beasts like tigers, snakes and black mists of death.
Although most of America enjoys the show, some desperate watchdogs have been threating Fox to take down the show.
In an extensive interview with one of the watchdog association members, revealed how fat, bratty children are ruthesly and comically "Murdered" halfway during the interview (made through Skype) the man's two children came into his study room telling him that they think that he should go out and try to find a new 'Mommy'.
The produces said that there will be a new season, one which they will have an extremely hungry fat kid (One who hasn't eaten anything in five minutes) upon the other kids and the animals. Already, during shooting, the hungry fat kidfs have swallowed up four hundred tigers, twenty thousands snakes and eighteen black mist's of death. All in one week.
Although most of America enjoys the show, some desperate watchdogs have been threating Fox to take down the show.
In an extensive interview with one of the watchdog association members, revealed how fat, bratty children are ruthesly and comically "Murdered" halfway during the interview (made through Skype) the man's two children came into his study room telling him that they think that he should go out and try to find a new 'Mommy'.
The produces said that there will be a new season, one which they will have an extremely hungry fat kid (One who hasn't eaten anything in five minutes) upon the other kids and the animals. Already, during shooting, the hungry fat kidfs have swallowed up four hundred tigers, twenty thousands snakes and eighteen black mist's of death. All in one week.
Terrorist use "Bieber Fever" method.
With the success of the dreded "Bieber Fever" virus, turning millions of girls around the world into homicidal, sucidal love zombies.
Members of al quada have been found to behind a new singer from iraq using the same soundwave method, the 17 year old singer, Jamal Dashterband, was aressted due to attempted brainwashing. Although their plan didn't go so well as there majourity of girls listens who listen to music from iraq are very, very low.
Members of al quada have been found to behind a new singer from iraq using the same soundwave method, the 17 year old singer, Jamal Dashterband, was aressted due to attempted brainwashing. Although their plan didn't go so well as there majourity of girls listens who listen to music from iraq are very, very low.
Bieber Fever speads to NZ
Last week, the dreaded "Bieber Fever" virus spead to new zealand. The prime minister of New zealand, John Key had this to say about the issue, "Its true, The Bieber virus is here and we know where its comming from and infecting who, but know one knows a non-leathal way to stop it."
The diesaes travels through any soundwaves in any songs made by the singer, Justin Bieber, It infect only teenaged girls and single mothers.
It causes them to repitivly scream at any talk of him, or showing his voice or face. Also forcing them to faint, text on their phone, and tweet (on twitter) for hours.
The diesaes travels through any soundwaves in any songs made by the singer, Justin Bieber, It infect only teenaged girls and single mothers.
It causes them to repitivly scream at any talk of him, or showing his voice or face. Also forcing them to faint, text on their phone, and tweet (on twitter) for hours.
Woman who never has won anything throws away US$40 million instant lottery ticket.
A woman in the US has been reported to throw out a $40 million dollar instant lottery ticket, because she believed she was pranked by her friend who gave the ticket to her for her 45th birthday. The woman said that she had "never won anything [competitions] in her life". When she saw the "jackpot" stamp, she called up her workmate who had given her the ticket along with a birthday card to tell him the news, except she was more angry and confused then excited. Her friend told her that it wasn't a prank and tried to convince her but to no prevail.
She has said to of throw out the ticket in the gabage where a homeless person had picked it out of the trash.
"I can't beleive this has happen" said Robert Maculkin, the fortunate homeless person.
He told press that the first thing he was to do was cash in the money with a bank, get "wasted" (Drunk). Get a place and try going back to the AA meetings, "for real this time"
As for the lady, whose name will not be realsed on the count the she has been suffering depresion after she found out it was not fake.
She has said to of throw out the ticket in the gabage where a homeless person had picked it out of the trash.
"I can't beleive this has happen" said Robert Maculkin, the fortunate homeless person.
He told press that the first thing he was to do was cash in the money with a bank, get "wasted" (Drunk). Get a place and try going back to the AA meetings, "for real this time"
As for the lady, whose name will not be realsed on the count the she has been suffering depresion after she found out it was not fake.
Theme park zombies strike worsenes.
The union of them park zombies (TPZ) have been on strike for eight whole months now, the have demanded to have a 40% pay rise which most theme parks can ill-afford. The TPZ have now joined up with the theme park secterary union (TPS) and the union of the Theme Park Zoo animals.
The head 'zombie', Peter File, had this to say: "Zombies don't want...brains, zombies want...more money...for this...injustice."
Previous Neogationations were attempted but the zombies would voilently attack, and the companies would shoot them in the head with pellet guns.
The head 'zombie', Peter File, had this to say: "Zombies don't want...brains, zombies want...more money...for this...injustice."
Previous Neogationations were attempted but the zombies would voilently attack, and the companies would shoot them in the head with pellet guns.
Bollywood actor reads newspaper to find he died. Then commits suicide.
The famous retired Bollywood actor Raja Bainjo woke up last tuesday and read in the local newspaper a journalist claimed that he had died. Unfourtunitly, since he had a long series of mental health issues, such as paranoia, he believed that he had created a "time paradox" which the only way to save the time line was to kill himself in anyway possible (as said in the suicide note) insted of thinking the newspaper got the real person who died's name wrong.
Scare Tatics actor assulted. Thank You, God!
The filming of a new season of the syfy (And fox8 for australia) television chanels, scare tatics, (A reality prank show in which a family member or friend pays the show to scare their friend by using realistic, "hollywood horror" 'cleiches') was cut short as one of the pranks, which involed a man being eaten by a giant sandwich monster which appears out of a toilet. Unfourtunitly, before the actors revealed the prank to the "victim". The 'Victim', (police have not yet reveled names yet) allegedly topped the sandwhich and began ripping the costume up with his hands and teeth before stopping the 'monster' and wacking it with a large pipe. After shedding the costume, he discovered the actor concealed and unconcious. The 'accomplice' (The family member and/or friend) ran in to stop and claim he was on the TV show. The victim passed out into a coma for three days and still suffers from post-trumatic stress disorder.
Syfy and Fox8 are claiming that this may be the last season to the horrible, insulting and cruel show.
Syfy and Fox8 are claiming that this may be the last season to the horrible, insulting and cruel show.
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